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hitwalker
Sells PC To Pay For Divorce

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Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:20 pm |
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Computer executives at Microsoft say that Windows 98 goes down so much they are thinking of renaming it "MONICA." |
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Steptoe
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Joined: Oct 09, 2004
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Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:17 pm |
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Thats how much MSc executives know Really know lol
I used to run my 98 machines for months on end, gaming, game servers, workstations..often months between reboots, and that was for driver updates.
Stable as. Even the old 95 machines where ok.
ME well thats another story lol
Customers machines always had problems..why?
Going to porn/underground sites, no firewalls, virus scanners (if present) where months out of date, updates never run, spam/ rubbish from hotmail/msn.
And worst of all stupid tweak programs and addons.
And blamed MS.  |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:43 am |
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Steptoe

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:48 am |
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LMAO no Dosshell and 3.11 are old
I still have orginal sealed boxes of both of those on the shelf above this monitor. |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:52 am |
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ha....ha..but a quick question...you understand what the joke was...renaming it to it MONICA ? |
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Steptoe

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:17 pm |
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MS does seem to have a theme for their O/S s with the name change...after all they have longhorn for their beta program and does XP stand for Ex President? |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:21 pm |
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mmm
It was a joke but you fail to see that... |
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grantb
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Joined: Feb 16, 2005
Posts: 67
Location: Canada
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:30 pm |
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MONICA.. lol so XP would be Ben Dover |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:37 pm |
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Like the joke said "that Windows 98 goes down so much"
The think of renaming it "monica"...like monica lewinsky"...the affair with clinton.....?.......rings a bell ? |
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Steptoe

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:07 pm |
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Quote: | mmm
It was a joke but you fail to see that... |
Yes I Got the joke m8, read this again... u didnt pick up on the the puns
Quote: | MS does seem to have a theme for their O/S s with the name change...after all they have longhorn for their beta program and does XP stand for Ex President? |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:12 pm |
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he...he...ah..yeah well telling/typing jokes is one thing but responses to that is is something else.. |
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Steptoe

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:27 pm |
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LMAO...
Sometimes what happens is things are lost due to ones native language, and different reflections on humour around the world.
Just noticed u r Netherands.
Our country maybe named after a town in yours, as far as language etc goes thats where the similarites are lost lol |
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Susann
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Joined: Dec 19, 2004
Posts: 3191
Location: Germany:Moderator German NukeSentinel Support
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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:54 pm |
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hitwalker

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:57 pm |
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no no no,i got the joke of a collection of bill gates jokes,ive posted a few of them....
peeps dont take it serious...  |
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Susann

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Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:06 pm |
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Anyway, Monica Lewinsky is out.I haven´t heard news.  |
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